Thursday, January 8, 2015

How to survive your 1L year: TOP 5 TIPS to help you survive!

How to survive your 1L year: TOP 5 TIPS to help you survive!
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5) Listen to Music
This auditory learning method has been proven time after time to provide good support for
memorization and recall.  Listen to some Justin Bieber while studying and blast it while taking
your final to improve results!

4) Take Notes on your Hand
Typing notes on a laptop is easy, some would say even mindless.  To truly absorb the
material of the day, try writing all your notes on the back of your hand with a marker.  You’ll
never forget the elements of negligence.

3) Binge Drink
Binge drinking helps you tolerate any sort of pain that comes from law school classes.
Weekly bar review? Try nightly.

2) Shave your Head
Studying during law school will make you want to pull out your hair on multiple occasions.
Because this can lead to excruciating pain that might hinder your daily activity, shave your head
now to avoid such situations.

1) Win the Lottery
According to focus groups, most people want to become lawyers to earn lots and lots and lots
of money.  Why go through law school when you can simply skip to the results by winning the
lottery?  Yes, the ends justify the means.

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