Because sometimes
you wanna go where nobody knows your name (or anything about the law)
- Car
Perhaps
the easiest and most obvious getaway for those of us who don't live on
campus. Cone of silence. Escape from New York. Beware, however, walking to your car when
late-arriving students are hungry for a parking space: they are sharks and
you're the chum. They'll be mad that you
aren't actually leaving and they frantically sped around the lot to take your
spot.
- The Other Side
Everybody
congregates outside near the ocean view and the picnic tables. There are, however, less popular parts of
campus. Including the smoking table on
the other side of the building. Bad if
you don't like second hand smoke. Good
if you like staring off at the hills.
- Hills
They're
right there. There are trails. I'm not going to tell you where. I don't know if you're allowed to wander, so
caveat emptor. Only people out there are
some coyotes. They don't care about your
grades, just don't make eye contact with them unless you want a lesson in the
laws of primal fear.
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