Law School Expectations?

1.   Friends don’t let friends go to law school.

2.   If those friends fail, they are no longer friends, because you have new friends that you love, but you hate, but you love because you are all being tortured equally and simultaneously, making you forget why you’re in law school in the first place ( oh that’s right because your first friends failed you)

3.   A note on classes:

a.   Torts is for idiots…under the reasonable man standard
b.   Friends don’t let friends Contract drunk
c.    Civil Procedure can be exciting….can.

4.   You’re in high school. You think you’re fancy and old and smart, but you’re in high school.

5.   Coffee is you’re friend, wine is your friend, vodka is your best friend (so many new friends!)

6.   Friday morning classes are you enemy, sleep is your long lost friend that you never find, and outlines are your frenemy

7.   Sometimes this will happen… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKdDyyanGk

8.   But it’s ok. You’ll be lawyering in no time?